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orangeowlett:

THIS IS IF LIFE WERE SUDDENLY A MUSICAL.

And I would love it.

I WOULD BE YOUR AWKWARD LOOKING DELIVERY MAN, LADY OF LUMPS!!!

(Source: adrians)

1 month ago

orangeowlett:

thesylverlining:

chicagoted:

hatondiscat:

Disney Dressphere Project by xsKiRtZx

i call Jasmine Pocahontas and Sally in my party

…I want to get a group together to make all these cosplays. Please.

Perfect, once they got rid of that frog-suit Tiana. Much, much better.

OH man oh man oh man!

I am freaking over everything here.

I WOULD PLAY THIS GAME TILL I DIED!!!!

(Source: the-ever-so-odious)

1 month ago
joannaestep: thewolfyears: stars-collected: wundy: [1. Take the title of the last video game you played 2. Switch one of the words of the video game title with the last food you ate. 3. PROFIT!] northstarfa n: Dragon Age Stew. Wow, that worked out just…horribly. XD Pepper Effect Pot Roast: Origins so I guess that would be a cow I honesty don’t know which is more … Okay, ICE CREAM HEARTS. ZENTOMINOWAFFLESANDWICH!!!!!!!!! … It was a one word title game… So I guess I played BeefJerky. AND IT KICKED MY ASS!!!

joannaestep:

thewolfyears:

stars-collected:

wundy:

[1. Take the title of the last video game you played

2. Switch one of the words of the video game title with the last food you ate.

3. PROFIT!]

northstarfa n:

Dragon Age Stew. Wow, that worked out just…horribly. XD

Pepper Effect

Pot Roast: Origins

so I guess that would be a cow

I honesty don’t know which is more … Okay, ICE CREAM HEARTS.

ZENTOMINOWAFFLESANDWICH!!!!!!!!!

… It was a one word title game… So I guess I played BeefJerky. AND IT KICKED MY ASS!!!

5 months ago
joannaestep: thewolfyears: ratsteeth: nopholom: crowley-: sherlockstark: nicejobbreakingithero: thatgirljazz: supaslim: yougoosemoose: hanasasaki: takusen: tabwosnitwam: seer-of-heart: eridan-sexual: im pretending homestuck is a tv show so i can bang my teacher Mr Ampora no but i think it would be Sam Winchester shinra’s a doctor appropriate conrad from kkm as a sex ed teacher oh my god Kotetsu or Keith are awful and awkward high school sex-ed teachers. OH GOD KEITH IT WOULDNT WORK NOT AT ALL KOTETSU, I I don’t think Merlin is qualified to teach Sex Ed he’s just a baybee Clark Kent? But he’s so virginal. Lois was talking about increased endorphins and he was like “Right from exercise” and she’s like “Uh and other activities” and he’s like “Huh?” so he’d be like “Sex is that thing I don’t have.” <—shame Dean Winchester. This should be good. the cosmic nine-year-old teaching sex ed to (human) high schoolers? DO WANT. SAM WINCHESTER. THANKS VERY FUCKING MUCH! I MEAN THAT! :D Jayne Cobb… yeah I think there will be practicals and I am terrified. Charlie or AR. everything would be the most awkward for everyone o m g ROBERT BARATHEON ON HOW TO HAVE LOTS OF BASTARDS. Crap.  I can’t decide who my favorite Spartacus character is.  Lucretia?  Doctore? Barca? …Regardless, if I don’t study hard I’m gonna get stabbed, flogged, poisoned, or gutted. … Raj Koothrapali from Big Bang Theory…I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW!!!

joannaestep:

thewolfyears:

ratsteeth:

nopholom:

crowley-:

sherlockstark:

nicejobbreakingithero:

thatgirljazz:

supaslim:

yougoosemoose:

hanasasaki:

takusen:

tabwosnitwam:

seer-of-heart:

eridan-sexual:

im pretending

homestuck is a tv show so i can

bang my teacher Mr Ampora

no but i think it would be Sam Winchester

shinra’s a doctor

appropriate

conrad from kkm as a sex ed teacher

oh

my

god

Kotetsu or Keith are awful and awkward high school sex-ed teachers.

OH GOD KEITH

IT WOULDNT WORK

NOT AT ALL

KOTETSU, I

I don’t think Merlin is qualified to teach Sex Ed

he’s just a baybee

Clark Kent? But he’s so virginal. Lois was talking about increased endorphins and he was like “Right from exercise” and she’s like “Uh and other activities” and he’s like “Huh?” so he’d be like “Sex is that thing I don’t have.” <—shame

Dean Winchester. This should be good.

the cosmic nine-year-old teaching sex ed to (human) high schoolers? DO WANT.

SAM WINCHESTER. THANKS VERY FUCKING MUCH! I MEAN THAT! :D

Jayne Cobb… yeah I think there will be practicals and I am terrified.

Charlie or AR.

everything would be the most awkward for everyone o m g

ROBERT BARATHEON ON HOW TO HAVE LOTS OF BASTARDS.

Crap.  I can’t decide who my favorite Spartacus character is.  Lucretia?  Doctore? Barca? …Regardless, if I don’t study hard I’m gonna get stabbed, flogged, poisoned, or gutted.

… Raj Koothrapali from Big Bang Theory…
I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW!!!
Professor Raj

5 months ago

How well do you see color?

joannaestep:

spinningdust:

lemonsharks:

alohajoy:

my-darling-clementine:

nom-chompsky:

andothercuriosities:

ladyfabulous:

squeetothegee:

ritheory:

soph101601:

eyesclosedmindopen:

js-ashby:

flatluigi:

I got a 29, but I didn’t do a lot of fussy fiddling around after they looked generally good.

44 and that made me dizzy and headache ffff. </distracted from homework>

I got a 14.  Christian (who’s colorblind) got frustrated after 5 minutes and gave up. :P

 74

Low is better….right? 17. 

16 for me. I guess the Lasik was worth the money!

I got 17. I’m wearing my 7 year old glasses with an old prescription today though.

Fffffffffuck. I got 52.  :(

I got a 4.

36. Yeesh. 

I scored a 7. Take that, all the people who tell me I don’t see color right. I kept telling a friend that her “pink” shirt had a hint of purple or lavender in it, and she and another friend ganged up on me and made fun of me for not seeing that it was CLEARLY pink. YOU JUST DON’T SEE ALL THE COLORS I DOOOOOO!

19, which is not too bad, considering :)

Woohoo, four! Suck on that, everyone who argues with me about colours.

AW YEAH GUESS WHO JUST SCORED ZERO AND HAS PERFECT COLOR ACUITY.

22 with issues in blues and pinks to purples.

5 months ago

lisahanawalt:

Lisa Hanawalt Tumblr Giveaway

I’m giving away a big grab bag of comics, doo-dads, and books I did illustrations for. Some of these things aren’t available in stores yet! Some of these things will blow your mind!

WHATCHOO GET?

  • The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex
  • Masterpiece Studio Paint-by-Number Kit
  • Farts Around the World: A Spotter’s Guide
  • The first two issues of my comic book series, I Want You.
  • A Poketo mousepad
  • A creepy horsey letterpress print
  • AND MORE.

RULES!

  • You must be following my Tumblr, lisahanawalt.com
  • No likes, only reblogs
  • Please reblog just once per person
  • I’ll pick the winner using a randomizer, wee!

I’ll announce the winner on Friday, September 23. Hot dog, reblog!

P.S. Thanks to the awesome Inés Estrada for giving me the idea to do this. Follow her Tumblr too!

I must admit to wanting to flip through the Sexy Book of Sexy Sex. :D

(via joannaestep)

5 months ago

whenromancesmoked:

All my yes.

Oh, Colonel Rickman… ;D

(Source: thrutimeandspace, via joannaestep)

5 months ago

If Harry Potter was an anime.

ryuuenx:

MOTHER OF GOD THIS IS AMAZING

I WOULD WATCH/READ/MAKE PASSIONATE LOVE TO THIS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

(Source: reddit.com, via joannaestep)

5 months ago
joannaestep: feels-like-fire: super-scout: ribbonsundae: hellobabydeer: captaintrustface: cumbiadelosmuertos: 8 Mile. Shit. “The Godfather: Part II”.  One of the Tyler Perry movies, which I cannot remember the name of at the moment. Welp. ECLIPSE FUCK NO. SNOW DAY YEAH * UUUU* MULAN. GUESS WHAT, BITCHES, I’LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU!! The Road.   THE ROAD.  8(  …Omg I win at losing. Murder by NumbersI think I have to grow a penis for this to work right, but then I&#8217;ll be in a creepy, homoerotic suicide pact with Ryan Gosling. That&#8217;ll be fun! :DI&#8217;m making that bitch shoot first though. Fool me once, Ryan Gosling&#8230;.

joannaestep:

feels-like-fire:

super-scout:

ribbonsundae:

hellobabydeer:

captaintrustface:

cumbiadelosmuertos:

8 Mile.

Shit.

“The Godfather: Part II”. 

One of the Tyler Perry movies, which I cannot remember the name of at the moment.

Welp.

ECLIPSE

FUCK NO.

SNOW DAY YEAH * UUUU*

MULAN. GUESS WHAT, BITCHES, I’LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU!!

The Road.   THE ROAD.  8(  …Omg I win at losing.

Murder by Numbers
I think I have to grow a penis for this to work right, but then I’ll be in a creepy, homoerotic suicide pact with Ryan Gosling. That’ll be fun! :D
I’m making that bitch shoot first though. Fool me once, Ryan Gosling….

5 months ago

thegang:

“TRUE MEN” by Brian Shumway

Project Description: 

Gender can be a perplexing thing. Despite being flexible and malleable, it defines and confines who we are and how we express ourselves, especially through behavior and dress. Men in particular are bound by the dictates of gender. To be a ‘real man,’ being manly and masculine (or at the very least not outwardly effeminate) are paramount. Expression of one’s manhood, especially in public, must remain within a narrow range of acceptable social norms. Little boys are conditioned as such from birth, almost as a universal absolute. But this ignores the full story of male identity. There is a large spectrum of male experience that is deemed off limits by popular society. The men in this portrait series fall outside traditional notions of manliness and masculinity. They possess an effeminate manner, dress, or look, a ‘girlishness’ that is as much a part of being male as weightlifting and football. They boldly embrace expressions of male identity which flaunt the confines of conventional conceptions of manhood and what it means to be a man.

(via joannaestep)

5 months ago